Mostly Homechurch

"You eat fish, you're an Episcopalian" - Mikey

"The definition of a poodle is purple" - Alex J

Mostly strawgoH

"This is a good song, Emily. I don't know why we're following Jesus and not this Modest Yahoo guy." - Laura

Mostly strawgoH

"Keep your enemies close; Jen! How was Chicago?" - Laura

"I wanna go live in the forties" - Me
"No you don't!" - Laura
"What- besides polio!" - Me
"No! There is no 'besides polio'! You live in the forties, you get polio! That's how it works!" - Laura

"It's a whole bunch of legos. It's a lego community, that's what Hebrews was talking about!" - Laura

"I found a tiny sweater. I will put it on a shark." - Robyn
"All the sharks." - Laura
"Every shark. Even the ones in the lakes...?" - Robyn

Mostly Prayer Group

"And then someone's like, 'Ah, it's in my eye!' But it smells good. Like wolf pee." - Ottavi

Mostly Driving Home

"Whuh - oh! People! People in the road! Crazy people in the road! Deranged people, that's where I was going with that. Deranged Asians in the road. Derasians!" - Laura

Mostly Work

"The last time I flew, I watched that movie with Richard Gear learning how to dance with Jennifer Lopez" - Chris
"Chicago?" - Matt
"Manitoba?" - Joe
"Free woman." - Matt
"It was awful. I just took out my headphones and stared at it." - Chris

"I have like five dollars in pennies." - Emily
"That's like a whole dollar in nickels." - Chris

Mostly Work

"I drink Half n' Half at restaurants" - Joe

"What is wrong with you guys?!" - Elizabeth
"Aaauuugh I want tuna!" - Chris

Mostly strawgoH

"Brett, I turned you on!" - Testa
"That's odd. I don't feel turned on." - Brett
"Ew. That's disgusting." - Testa


"It's hard to do this while talking. I'm being choked by your... antenna? I don't even know." - Brett

Mostly Worthington

"You circumcised our holly tree!" - Stuart
"I did! Now it's a Jewish tree." - Jill

"I spread sheets when I change the bed" - Amy
"Do you excel at it?" - Stu

Mostly Kurre's House

"I'm like, what are you trying to say? No! Go get my nice gay doctor and leave me alone!" - Laura

Mostly strawgoH

"Choads, man, fucking Jesus!" - Mel
"Choads man. Fucking Jesus." - Testa
"Choads. Man. Fucking. Jesus." - Brett
"Man with choads, fucking Jesus," - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"Prepare for the smell!" - Rachel
"Of burning hair?" - Emily
"Yep, I associate it with toast." - Rachel

"Our trash is overflowing like a mo' fo'" - Laura

Mostly Krogers

"I answer the phone at work sometimes, and there's a specific something that I have to say" - Testa
"Like what?" - Jessie
"What up, douchebag?" - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"There is fecal matter in my eye - my wife's! Fantastic!" - Neely

Mostly Thanksgiving

"You can shank a pimp with one of those." - Chris
"I'm sorry, I can cut a bitch." - Matt