Mostly Home Church

"Fuck you, Jordan" - Ben Hamburger

"Usually people just aren't as cool as me, so..." - Joe Lucas

"Some people wear Asian shirts and some people wear semi-normal shirts" - Kevin Duhl

Mostly Lunch

"All three of my boyfriends are lesbians" - Candice Oates

Mostly AP Calculus

"What does this mean?" - Mr. Huler
"I don't know, you keep doing the hail Hitler and I don't know what that meeaaaans!" - Alyssa Corbeil

Mostly Painting Class

*Writes something* "What the hell is that?!" - Breanna Henderson

"It's not textured, it's called bullshiting" - Stephanie Zimmerman

Mostly Psychology

"Yeah I definitely raped that math test." - Paige

Mainly Homechurch

"God is working in tangerines" - Bucklew

Mainly Bre's Birthday

"I just wanna let you know that your butt looks bootylicious in those" - Jessica Nixon
"I already told her that!" - Chris

"Yesterday Chrissy said people only like me for my boobs, so I went around and asked people..." - Jessica Nixon

"When I wear something small, they fall out the side - it's like pudding!" - Sammy Burke

"Match grip is as traditional as when you get to flick someone else; like this" - Sammy Burke

"Yell at him, Chrissy! Tell him I'm thrusting!" - Sammy Burke

"Guys, I'm fat and Chris cant do squat about it!" - Sammy Burke

"Pelvic expansion, Jess! Pelvic expansion!" - Alyssa Corbeil

"They're so old and moldy. And the dorms smell old... ... and moldy!" - Jessie D'Amico

"Are you mistreating my Sammy? Are you mistreating my Sammy? Are you mistreating my Sammy?! He's mistreating my- *slap* " - Chrissy Hartman

"What?! Keep your clothes on! Not 'til the kids are gone!" - Chris

"Sometimes I like to hide my 'stache and sparkles when I introduce myself to people. Then I'm like Waaa tada I'm in the guard! And it's too late 'cause you're already my friend!" - Jessica Nixon

"We're serious now. Get under your desk." - Jessica Nixon

"You know my favorite type of icecream?" - Jessica Nixon
"Not abortion icecream?" - Alyssa Corbeil

"Vanilla icecream - vanilla-y goodness for those of us that aren't very special" - Jessica Nixon

"Razzlefrazzle icecream- it turns into bubblegum as you chew!" - Jessica Nixon

"I put my ponytail on my head and I put my tiny pope hat on and I'm like, NINJA'D" - Jessica Nixon

"Vanillabean - It's kind of bland, but so are you" - Jessica Nixon

"It went from just a pinky to a telephone; HELLO CORPORATE AMERICA!" - Jessica Nixon

"I have a head and a telephone and I use them together. But only with smart people. And when people are trying to give me ICECREAM." - Jessica Nixon

"Let me try to say something less funny. Quantum physics are hard." - Jessica Nixon

"This reminds me of..." - Jessica Nixon
"Icecream?" - Nick
"No. That candle, because it's broken just like Kaylee's soul." - Jessica

"He hits his head and they're like 'save my kid' and I'm like eahhhno." - Jessica Nixon

"Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. They get together and have babies." - Sammy Burke
"And that's how it goes down." - Jessica Nixon

"Somebody carry me to the bathroom 'cause I'm too lazy but I have to pee." - Candace

"You want morbid, see I'll give you morbid... WITH A KNIFE." - Jessica Nixon

"It's dirty in there like Chris's mom." - Jessie D'Amico

Maintly Painting 2

"Let's give her two claps because she has two sets of arms" -Mrs. Kiko

"Color your favorite guns?!" - Megan Logston
"I just thought of the child soldiers in Africa, and I thought 'what would be in their coloring book?'" - Tiffany Adams

"And I didn't have a sharpener, so it was like retarded, and I was like eaarrggg rarrrggg" - Kyle Blum