Mostly Holden

"She's like, what low prices? What low prices? ... Huh? Daaamn" - Lehman

"I SAID, do you want to marry a croissant and swallow a piano?" - Lehman

"Then you can marry a croissant and divorce it when it cheats on you!" - Spencer
"It runs off with a biscuit" - Sunglasses
"A croissant and a biscuit- that's bestiality" - Spencer

Mostly Holden

"They die a perishable pair of jeans, and they rise an imperishable pair of jeans." - Neely

Mostly Holden

"Hey a whole bunch of teddybears come and tickle you and then you eat them because they're made out of gummy!" - Levon

"Well see, it's about Vlad the Impaler..." - Biggs
"Not interesting enough to hear about, Biggs." - Robin

"Don't do it!" - Sterbz
"What?" - Sam
"Squeeze my hand." - Sterbz
"What?!" - Sam
"You squeeze my hand all the time!" - Sterbz
"When?" - Sam
"When no one's looking!" - Sterbz

Mostly strawgoH

"I just put pictures on facebook, I know internet, Shannon." - Laura

Mostly Bowling

"They have a toddler down there. We need that toddler." - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"You're going to get Native American skin cancer!" - Rachel
"Yeah, you look at it under the microscope and it starts dancing." - Courtney