Mostly strawgoH

"I think it's three months." - Rachel
"It's ninety days." - Shannon
"Ninety days?!" - Rachel
"That's three months..." - Shannon
"Oh, yeah!" - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"Let's name our next homechurch Ketchum. as in 'gotta ketchum all'. Except for the legendaries. Which is Jesus. You cant catch Jesus." - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"I'll see you guys later vagina" - Jessie

"I was just like, that didn't happen! That didn't happen! And the next thing you know, it didn't happen!" - Rachel

Mostly Texting

"I HAD THOUGHT MATTHEW LEFT FOR THE DAY, SO I STOLE HIS CHAIR AND REPLACED IT WITH THE ONE I WA SITTING IN. NOW HE'S BACK, AND I HAVE HIS CHAIR." - Laura

"That is an entirely different kettle of fish!" - Dad
"What on earth are you planning on doing with that kettle, sir?" - me
"A nice fish Stu?" - Dad
"Well thank you very much, but don't call me Stu!" - me
"Why would I call you doctor? I'm the surgeon!" - Dad
"Of course you are, General!" - me
"That has a Colonel of truth." - Dad
"Careful, that's Private information!" - me
"Oh I know, I'm just going to SEAL the deal." - Dad
"I'll Captain the agreement then!" - me
"That could avoid a Major problem." - Dad
"Oh we wouldn't want that! The press would come Surgeon in!" - me

Mostly strawgoH

"I'm experiencing real life puns." - Testa

"Are YOU the keeper of the cats?" - Nicole

"You're the keeper of the cats! Stop keeping them!" - Nicole

"I put on new pants." - Laura
"And then you burned the old ones." - me
"Burned them and poured salt on them so they can never grow again." - Nicole

"Ash Ketchum." - Testa
"Gotta Ketchum all." - me
"Except the legendaries." - Rachel
"Brady, shut aaaall the doors! Except the legendaries!" - Laura

"Hit play, Laura!" - Rachel
"How do you ask?" - Laura
"Are YOU the keeper of the cats?" - me

"Ma'am, I don't know if you noticed, but... half your shirt was kidnapped." - Nicole
"She is NOT the keeper of the shirt." - Laura

Mostly The Establishment

"Seriously, everybody who has a soul patch should just... hang themselves." - Cakes

Mostly strawgoH

"I am the Lord! That is my name! I am the Laura! That is my name!" - Laura

"If Charlie Borwn was pregnant. And got his period. And had a splinter. That would be a Charlie Brown kind of day." - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"Sanguine is the worst temperament according to Jesus!" - Laura

Mostly strawgoH

"I can kill negative emotions with my teeth." - Jessie

"Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage as Sean Connery as Nicolas Cage in Indiana Jones in Sixty Seconds!" - Mikey

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"Wait, Vampire Diaries as in Nicolas Cage?" - Sterbz

Mostly strawgoH

"That's the last book of the New Testament; Calculus." - Laura

"I don't have to pee very often in my life, but when I do..." - Testa