Mostly strawgoH

"A nun with a lollipop! That's what that was!" - Mel

Mostly strawgoH

"SCABIES OF THE MOUTH, GET THE FUCK AWAY" - Mel

"Scabies of the night." - Laura
"Muppet" - Mel
"Muppet of the night" - Laura

"Twinkle toes." - Mel
"Twinkle butt." - Laura

Mostly the Cafe

"It's like how the Yes Dance can kill you but it can also bring you back to life." - Jill

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"It's the Bermuda Triangle." - Levon
"Bermoooda" - me
"It's where all the mutant cows live." - Rachel White
"They have mad cow disease" - me

"I'm gonna take my blackness and turn it... black." - Alex Cherry

Mostly Kimmie's

"My butt would like a dead parrot." - Kimmie

Mostly Project Small

"Yeeaah, Sterbz! You can make out with me! Because it's Valentine's Day!" - Chris

"It's an activity. I like to Israel." - Chris

"By lunch, people have already HAD abortions." - Sterbz

"That dog is possessed with a Google demon." - Chris

"There's stick deodorant in the kitchen." - Chris
"That's mine." - Sterbz
"Why is it in the kitchen?!" - Sam
"In case I get sweaty while I'm making eggs!" - Sterbz

Mostly strawgoH

"And then I decided FUCK PEOPLE, but in a righteous way." - Laura

"The last penguin." - Sam
"Ass penguin" - Laura

Mostly strawgoH

"Is Testaclies in bed?" - Jessie
"Maybe she's with Bresticlies." - Rachel

"Ian's almost got a degree in expressing feelings." - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"Rachel." - Me
"Hm?" - Rachel
"You're putting floo powder in your shoes." - Me
"I know! It'll take me places!" - Rachel

"Let's punch him! Has he been drinking? Emily, go get him!" - Laura

"But! But. Butts. Butts butts butts, pants. Butts." - Jessie

Mostly Random

"The contract states that however sexy I may be, I need to... wear their clothes." - Sam

"It's the iPod hipster; so unique I'm a triangle. Fuck all these circles and squares." - Mikey

"Heaven will be willed up by His glory, so..." -Testa
"Why not his bitch hand?' - Kimmie

"I suck at relationships. I'm a relational midget." - Kurre

"Anyone who drives faster than me is an asshole. Anyone who drives slower than me is a moron." - Kurre

"If Biggs didn't have an arm, he would be a ginger without an arm... Noo, don't laugh at that, it's sad!" - Kimmie

"God has SO MANY DAMN KIDS" - Kimmie

"Don't spackle your dry erase board, good point Jill." - Courtney