Mostly SMAL House

"It's not sin, it's just... socially unacceptable." - Mikey

"How old do you have to be to not want to get burned to death?" - Sterbz
"... Seven." - Levon

Mostly The Saurus

"Reckless drivers can drive wherever the fuck they want." - Laura

Mostly SMAL House

"How did the cards get everywhere?" - Alex
"Rachel threw them at my boobs and they exploded!" - Kristi

"One does not simply walk into Giant Eagle! It is a long journey that you must write many pages about!" - Mikey

Mostly the SMAL House

"The foolish man does not simply walk into Mordor!" - Mikey

"You do not simply walk into Mordor, you must accept Christ first!" - Mikey

"It IS a poisonous spider, look at its kneecaps - those are the kneecaps of a killer" - Sterbz

"One does not simply BLAH into Mordor!" - Mikey

"One does not simply WOK into Mordor!" - Sam

"I can understand not forgiving potato cake" - Sam

"One does not simply Spock into Mordor!" - Mikey

"One does not simply start a fire into Mordor! ...They're already there!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply wear Westerville Crew pants into Mordor! It's too hot!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply Like Mordor on facebook! We don't have a page!" - Sterbz

"One does not apologize in Fordor-wait. Crap." - Sterbz
"All of a sudden I thought of a Sedan! One does not simply walk into a four door!" - Mikey

"One does not simply wind surf into Mordor!" - Mikey
"We don't even have an ocean!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply poke me with a hotdog stick in Mordor!" - Mikey
"We have spears for such things!" - Sterbz

"Shut the fuck up" - JessO
"One does not simply shut the fuck up in Mordor. We must talk about our feelings or go insane!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply grill hotdogs on the stove in Mordor!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply crawl over the couch in Mordor. We have loveseats. Only loveseats." - Sterbz

"I didn't do shit with your zero bar! I'm making lazagna!" - Mikey
"One does not simply quote into Mordor! ... No one ever says anything..." - Sterbz

"One does not simply walk into my corridor! You need the password. It's Mordor." - Sterbz

"It appears that my eyes were bigger than my MORDOR" - Mikey

"You know what assuming does, don't you? It makes an ass out of you in Mordor!" - Sterbz

Mostly Thesaurus

"I have a food baby." - Laura
"That's not a food baby, it's a food fetus." - Me
"Nope, it's a food baby. ... Baaaaaby." - Laura

"JessO, do you know how to crack someone's back without hurting them?" - Rachel

'You mean paralyzing them?" - Mel

Mostly Work

"I mean, the whole point of that saying is that lemons are disgusting" - Matthew

"I want to learn Latin so that I can exorcise demons" - Joe

"I love milk. It's my favorite." - Joe
"Your favorite? Out of everything?" - Elizabeth
"No. My favorite... beverage. ... That's non-alcoholic." - Joe

Mostly Magestic Barrage

"It's almost like hell, only with spoons." - Sterbz

Mostly the Saurus

"Daaamn she's all kinds of naked" - Testa

Mostly the Small House

"Speaking of A.D.D., I met a deaf person today." - Sterbz

Mostly The Saurus

"She's pregnant now. Four weeks or four months or something. I don't pretend to know about pregnancy" - Rachel
"Or time." - Testa

"In America, we don't raise children to be married. Well, except for that one guy." - Rachel

Mostly the Small House

"We had shirts that started off white and that was like 'yay', then they turned neon green and it was like 'fuck'. That's like fucking unnecessary." - Levon

Mostly The Saurus

"There will be a room on the second floor with a couch and TV, and you can watch your underwear" - Jessie

Mostly Work

"Did you submit your time shit?" - Elizabeth
"Sure I di-..." - Joe
"Haha Freudian time slips" - Elizabeth