Mostly College Connection

"Are they old? Are they gay? One guy's partially Italian! Picture!" - Sam

"Did that lady just hit her kid?! Oh, that was funny!" - Sam

"Toys for tater tots." - Kimmie
"I'M FUCKING HUNGRY HERE'S A DOLL" - Sam

"Rachel has a spider sense about black people; she can sense them in the dark." - Courtney

"This is the same weapon that Jesus used to kill everyone." - Jill

"Did you say how to pee in a force field?" - Levon

Mostly strawgoH

"TESTA! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! HOW DOES ONE GET ON ONE'S NUT?!" - Courtney

"Black girl hair after it's relaxed looks like raccoon fur." - Rachel

"And this is my mammal fork, and this is my bird fork." - Laura

"It looks like there's more wine racks. But there's nowhere to put it because of that water thing and that fire hydrant." - Shannon

Mostly strawgoH

"Why is the kettle on the toaster?" - Shannon

"You know Caspar is a Christmas movie, because Christmas is when is goes out and dies" - Rachel

"Ugly people put on makeup... I meant blind! I meant blind people!" - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"Is someone making something?" - Shannon
"Pizza" - Emily
"Haha, Shannon made pizza once, and then she got her nails done." - Courtney