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"We should each tell Cathy that we've laid with other women." - Courtney
"I didn't. I might have. I want to." - Jessie

"I don't know about the monkeys. They're crafty and look like people." - Rachel

"Aww, that wouldn't happen. I'd hear her screaming or something." - Rachel

"Maybe I'm a Nazi then, who doesn't want to be." - Rachel
"Rachel's a Jew Nazi." - Courtney

"You two are the weirdest couple I know." - Courtney
"YOU are the weirdest couple you know!" - Neely

"These would withstand high heat, wouldn't they?" - Jessie
"Well you couldn't weld with them..." - Rachel

"You can't fool me!" - Jessie
"You don't know what I can fool!" - Rachel
"She could fool a skunk into thinking it's a lobster." - Emily

"Who can resist muffins other than Nazis?" - Rachel

"Speaking of boyscouts and Germans..." - Jessie

"Robin. Robin. More robins. Sparrow." - Laura
"Sparrow?" - Emily
"No, maybe that's a robin too." - Laura

Mostly Everything

"Chicken!" - Emily
"I told you not to touch the chickens." - Shannon

"I use my catapult tortoise to fling my knight at your castle flotation ring." - Sterbz

"What is that smell?" - Testa
"Meat" - Emily
"I know." - Testa

"What does Darkness look like?" - Roger
"Nipple." - Cian
"That doesn't even make sense!" - Testa
"yeah it does, it's that he's, like, darker than the rest of the body of Christ." - Roger

"It's like the Hunger Games, but with Jenga." - Matt Sass

"No, it' not punishment. Because punishment is usually death. This is just discipline." - Mikey

"you wish your love life was foreign, because you like the Japanese dudes." - Rachel