Mostly strawgoH

"Jessie take your shirt off. you knooow that you have toooo DRINK tomorrow. You knoooow you have alcohol in the FREEZER. In the back of theee FREEZER" - Testa

"Let  me go ride off into the moon light on my boat!" - Rachel

"FUCK YOU DAWSON" - Rachel

Mostly Project Small

"You don't speak Greek at 7:30, it's just one of those rules." - Sterbz

Mostly strawgoH

"I feel like we're little baby mamas, not lesbians, you know, but mamas who have the same baby." - Kimmie

"And she's like "you never wrote to me" and he's like "I did! I wrote you a letter every day for two years!" and she's like "you wrote to me?!?!" and then they're like fuck fuck fuuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck." - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"Jeff Gordon. He's a Christian you know. I mean, you gotta be to, like, drive around in a circle like that." - Rachel

Mostly Prayer

"For future reference, Emily, gin tastes like pine." - Mel

Mostly strawgoH

"Hey guys, I just need you to know; don't ever put a dirty dish in Shannon's bed. She will cut you." - Testa

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"I go the STD eyes, they be like 'oh that's bad'" - Alex Cherry

"I'm not country, I'm American." - Cathy Kurre

Mostly strawgoH

"Okay this is now I'm going to remember it; my-TOE-sis... So when my TOE falls off-" - Paige

Mostly strawgoH

"Make the floor smell slippery!" - Emily

Mostly strawgoH

"We're going to a mall! In Cleveland! Where we're not going to get raped. It's a FANCY mall." - Testa

"I Cleveland that bitch." - Testa

"I mean I can walk alone in the rain and the rape." - Testa

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"So Emily wouldn't exist for a round and... you would be a trashcan." - Sterbz