Mostly Majestic Barrage

"Okay, we've had our fellowship, we've had our food..." - Mike
"We don't have Cathy!" - Testa

Mostly strawgoH

"This is, like, the greatest luxury ever; I have multiple pairs of pants." - Jessie

"It's what moon shiners do." - Rachel
"Steal horns through swamps?" - Laura

"Bitch I will pour my fish juice on you." - Testa

"I'm not a fun person, I'm a black person." - Rachel

"The potato came from Native America." - Rachel

"Everybody loves cocaine. I love cocaine." - Laura

Mostly strawgoH

"Everybody loves MyFace" - Laura

"I can see something between her legs and I'm fairly certain it isn't a man." - Jessie

Mostly strawgoH

"Did you put coffee in a bowl?" - Emily
"Yeah. and Kahlua. and creamer." - Rachel

"WE should form a Southern Baptist Church" - Emily

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"What if you fell off of this into a pit of bacon?" - Nicole

Mostly strawgoH

"Do you want me to kick you in the balls again, or in the stomach?" - Testa

"I did knock up a squirtle once, and we made... more humans, because I'm the mom." - Testa

"No does mean no in America!" - Rachel
"Not last night!" - Laura