Mostly Magestic Barrage

"Ask me tomorrow about a pedophile named Sprinkes" - Todd

"I shaved my legs one year for swimming" - Sam
"You swam?" - Sterbz
"No, I just shaved my legs" - Sam

"They went back in time and it was a robot eating palm trees" - Sterbz

Mostly Work

"I should get a grandpa shark tattoo" - Joe
"It needs to be one of the ones where you press it and it starts to sing" - Elizabeth

"Say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow in school zones." - Joe's brother

"Pedophiles don't say 'golly'" - Joe

Mostly The Saurus

"You watch the end of season one and shit gets crazy. You watch the end of season two and shit gets crazy. You watch the end of season three and shit. Gets. Crazy." - Testa

Mostly Work

"You shirt is sparkly. Why isn't my shirt sparkly? Matt, why isn't your shirt sparkly?" - Shukri

"Was I gonna steal your TV last night? Because I didn't have a grocery cart..." - Elizabeth

"Oh Joe, I'm supposed to ask you about a monkey man in the library. Apparently you followed him around?" - Kathleen
"No, that was Kevin. No wait, that was an Asian that followed him around." - Elizabeth

"Maps make me feel oriented. And... aware. Of things." - Elizabeth
"What about an asian map?" - Matt
"It's oriented." - Joe

"Well I didn't die from lunch yesterday. That's a plus." - Elizabeth
"Are you sure?" - Matt
"About the death or the plus?" - Elizabeth

"That's how we teach the girls to love their bodies; round them up and tell them to go exercise" - Matt

Mostly The Saurus

"He came back from the dead because of the Deathly Hallows. Just like Jesus. If God wanted to smite me he would be totally justified right now." - Testa

Mostly Work

"I don't like saying 'bless you', I only say it to cats." - Alexis

"You should stop saying I'm an alcoholic, because if you say it, eventually it's going to come true." - Elizabeth
"You're a millionaire" - Matt
"Good, keep saying that" - Elizabeth
"You're a millionaire alcoholic" -Joe

"I just submitted my timesheet" - Shukri
"What? So you're not coming back this today?" - Joe

"Is it mid-July yet?" - Joe
"No, it's still late-early July" - Alexis

Mostly Workers Meeting

"Every time Ian asks me what I want to do, I respond with 'drugs, alcohol, terrorism, Disney movie'" - Laura

Mostly Work

"Milk is delicious. I want to buy a milk faucet." - Joe
"You mean a cow?" - Matt

Mostly the Kurre's

"I thought it was refrigerated!" - Sterbz
"It was on top of the refrigerator" - Sam

"I threw a broom at you and told you to clean up your act!" - Sterbz

"Hey Sam, I just realized something" - Sterbz
"What?" - Sam
"Our wives will have to be friends" - Sterbz
"...Fuck" - Sam

Mostly the Small House

"Her dad is THE Stu Collins!" - Sterbz

Mostly Prayer Group

"Who came up with this idea? And why does this penguin have so much junk in its trunk?" - Sterbz

Mostly Magestic Barrage

"I swear to fucking God" - Sterbz
"I swear to the god of fucking" - Testa

"The titanic is sunk, forget about the Romans" - Testa

"The atom bomb dropped, so you can forget about the Civil War" - Sterbz

"Girls like laughing" - Sam
"Girls like breathing" - Sterbz
"Girls like looking at things, case closed." - Sam

Mostly Cell Group

"I really want to get a starfleet tattoo so that I can hit my chest and say things" - Leslie

Mostly Alpha Leaders Meeting

"Why do I have Kimmie with an e?" - Bucklew
"What?! My name has an e!" - Kimmie
"Huh. That's weird..." - Bucklew
"No it's not! ...Stop drinking!" - Kimmie

Mostly Painting 2

"Ms. Kikta's girlfriend shot that woman in the face." - Ms Kiko

Mostly 614

"No, Aaron comes before Allan! Because there's two 'a's!" - Sterbz
"But is it capitalized or lower case?" - Kimmy
"It doesn't make a difference!" - Sterbz

"On a scale from one to lost, I am it" - Sterbz

"When the Matrix was out, everyone had tiny phones and little glasses" - Tovar

"And then my appendix exploded... That was a ridiculous time." - Taylor

Mostly World History

"Why does it go Alpha Brava Charlie Delta? We need a new alphabet" - Max

Mostly Alpha

"That's right, I use dumbed down academia in my thug life" - Cooper

Mostly Erica's House

'This is not the new one, it's the one inside the manatee" - Erica

Mostly English

"Orlando kept stealing the rock and I was like, 'stop doing that!'" - Steven(?)

Mostly Lunch

"Hey... looks like we find Chris attractive." - Mr. Spinner