Mostly Majestic Barrage

"You've broken an axle. Do you want to trade, like, a turkey or something?" - Alex Cherry

Mostly strawgoH

"I'm gonna cry in a cup for you." - Testa

"Yeah! Go out with Legolas! He's an elf!" - Emily
"He's not an elf, he has his ears pierced." - Laura

"Buy... grapes... with... your... hobo... shopping... cart... and... EAT... them..." - Jessie

Mostly strawgoH

"Thumbs threw up on my shoes, not these shoes-" - Laura
"God's grace is sufficient." - Ian