Mostly strawgoH

"Remember the Frissoras; sort of like remember the Alamo" - Sam

"God, I'm not a woman but he's sexy." - Sam

Mostly Sunday Supper

"The kingdom of heaven is like a bagel; sliced like bread..." - Amy
"Circular, with a hole in the middle." - Jill
"Heaven is circular; it has no end." - Dad
"It has that hole in the middle we will never understand." - Stuart

Mostly Prayer Group

"That's my favorite word; please. My second favorite is thank you. My third favorite is kittens." - Laura

"Yeah! You go kick that man's ass!" - Kimmie
"Yeah! I mean, do it righteously, but yeah!" - Cathy

"I love badass chicks!" - Kimmie
"haha. bad asschicks." - Laura

Mostly the Establishment

"If you start this game, I'm going to punch a baby." - Brett

Mostly strawgoH

"Peanut butter doesn't make a noise, and snakes don't make a noise." - Laura

Mostly Majestic Barrage

"It's like an abortion for the ketchup bottle." - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"This is the pursuit of happiness, Goddamn it! And I have the right to pursue it in my own shower!" - Rachel

Mostly Clue

"This is a game of deception and dropping your e-cig" - Sam

Mostly strawgoH

"Like hobos around a trashcan." - Testa
"Hobos on a trashcan." - Emily
"Hobos burning inside of a trashcan." - Testa

"He hates me, after this weekend and tonight there is no fucking way he doesn't hate me. Which is sad because I rather like him." - Rachel

"Can I ride with CT to you?" - Rachel

Mostly Buck Creek

"Rachel Callahan! Breaking shit since 1990!" - Laura
"First thing I broke - my mother's water!" - Rachel

"It's a freight train of fluffiness and Mexican!" - Sam

"I think we've done enough fire mistakes in our lifetime to know how to deal with them." - Mikey
"They're only mistakes when you don't walk away from them." - Levon

"If we're smelling shit, I want to get in on it!" - Sterbz
"No!" - Testa
"Yeah, you smell that shit!" - Rachel

"Look at where he slept!" - Levon
"The floor?" - Sterbz
"No, a chair plus a table! A chable!" - Levon

"It's just an Asian raccoon. They do what they want." - Testa
"Japanacoon." - Sterbz

"Levon look; premature grape! It's so small!" - Biggs
"Congratulations, you aborted a fruit." - Sterbz

"They need to make a ghetto version of Monopoly." - Ottavi
"What, with fried chicken?" - Levon

"You don't talk about things that you eat and things that you bleed at the same time." - Robyn

"I'll still go to Fuck You town." - Sam

"You kinda look like Santa Claus right now. But not the good Santa, like the rape Santa." - Sterbz

Mostly Project Small

"I am the elephant in the room. Just 'cause it's a room full of non-elephants." - Sam

"There should be a Words With Enemies where you play with people you don't like." - Sam

Mostly strawgoH

"We don't have floo powder." - Emily
"I don't know why, but my first thought was that we can get some by finding some roadkill and cremating it." - Laura

"It's still awesome, but it's not your mom" - Jessie

Mostly strawgoH

"You know that sound? That ke-ke-ke sound? That's the sound my ferrets would make when they stole my socks!" - Rachel

Mostly strawgoH

"Every time a baby cries, an angel gets its wings." - Rachel

"I claim the thirtieth amendment! I reserve my right!" - Laura

"What are mutants, but gifts from God?" - Rachel
"I wasn't being for serial." - Rachel
"I wasn't being a breakfast product." - Laura

"I go around the library and I look for five Chinese people and I sit by them. Emily Collins." - Laura

"Are you good to drive? Rachel Callahan." - Laura
"I'm not in- inde- inebriated." - Rachel
"Convincing argument." - Laura

Mostly New Years

"I'm Mr. Awfulpork." - Brett
"What?" - Cakes
"Miserablebacon." - Brett

Mostly Strawgoh

"I'll be both Cam and Michell. You can just be dating us." - Laura

"You can be Lily because she's Asian." - Laura

"People in movies who die should just stay dead. Except pregnant women." - Laura

"That's called ticker tape. I learned that because of 'doowop' ... or 'dezabble'" - Rachel
"...What?" - Jessie
"Bezzerwizzer." - Emily