Mostly strawgoH

"This little piggy went to church,
"This little piggy bought a bible.
"This little piggy ran away from Catholicism.
"This little piggy went to hell because he wasn't a Christian." - Courtney

Mostly strawgoH

"Why is there a lighter stuck to your stomach? I have a talented boyfriend." - Courtney

Mostly Mr House

"Paul McCartney was wrong. All you need is not love, it's a clamp with a suction cup attached to it." - Sam

"Harry Potter and the Rock
"Harry Potter and the Secret Toilet
"Harry Potter and the Jail
"Harry Potter and the Cup
"Harry Potter and the Bird
"Harry Potter and the Bastard
"Harry Potter and the Woods One
"Harry Potter and the Woods Two" - Mikey

"Harry Potter and the Royal Bastard." - Mikey

"Origami with celery." - Tae
"Celegamery." - Logan

Mostly strawgoH

"Gabe is a monster. He is a freak. And could probably be put down." - Brett

"I HAVE WHALE POSTERS. THEY SUSTAIN ME." - Jessie

"Why are black people faster? Because they have to run from bigger animals?" - Roger

"I don't know whether to be happy for them or not because statistically they're doomed to fail." - Rachel

"What is that? Is that Jesus?" - Roger
"No, it's just some fucking Indian." - Brett

"Lamb. Symbolic for watermelon." - Laura

"My babies will be born with Spanish work books." - Laura

"Can I keep her?" - Courtney
"Who, Emily?" - Laura
"Yeah." - Courtney
"Aw, I guess so." - Laura

Mostly Beach

"A croissant and a biscuit - that's bestiality." - Spencer

"Hot pockets!" - Robyn
"Down on the farm!" - Courtney

"Shots Jones, you have terrible ideas." - Courtney
"I have great ideas. Why would you listen to someone named Shots?" - Josh

"What was my score? Fifty- fifty two!" - Tae
"Bad math or hustle?" - Josh
"No. Both." - Tae