"You shirt is sparkly. Why isn't my shirt sparkly? Matt, why isn't your shirt sparkly?" - Shukri
"Was I gonna steal your TV last night? Because I didn't have a grocery cart..." - Elizabeth
"Oh Joe, I'm supposed to ask you about a monkey man in the library. Apparently you followed him around?" - Kathleen
"No, that was Kevin. No wait, that was an Asian that followed him around." - Elizabeth
"Maps make me feel oriented. And... aware. Of things." - Elizabeth
"What about an asian map?" - Matt
"It's oriented." - Joe
"Well I didn't die from lunch yesterday. That's a plus." - Elizabeth
"Are you sure?" - Matt
"About the death or the plus?" - Elizabeth
"That's how we teach the girls to love their bodies; round them up and tell them to go exercise" - Matt
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