Mostly the SMAL House

"The foolish man does not simply walk into Mordor!" - Mikey

"You do not simply walk into Mordor, you must accept Christ first!" - Mikey

"It IS a poisonous spider, look at its kneecaps - those are the kneecaps of a killer" - Sterbz

"One does not simply BLAH into Mordor!" - Mikey

"One does not simply WOK into Mordor!" - Sam

"I can understand not forgiving potato cake" - Sam

"One does not simply Spock into Mordor!" - Mikey

"One does not simply start a fire into Mordor! ...They're already there!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply wear Westerville Crew pants into Mordor! It's too hot!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply Like Mordor on facebook! We don't have a page!" - Sterbz

"One does not apologize in Fordor-wait. Crap." - Sterbz
"All of a sudden I thought of a Sedan! One does not simply walk into a four door!" - Mikey

"One does not simply wind surf into Mordor!" - Mikey
"We don't even have an ocean!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply poke me with a hotdog stick in Mordor!" - Mikey
"We have spears for such things!" - Sterbz

"Shut the fuck up" - JessO
"One does not simply shut the fuck up in Mordor. We must talk about our feelings or go insane!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply grill hotdogs on the stove in Mordor!" - Sterbz

"One does not simply crawl over the couch in Mordor. We have loveseats. Only loveseats." - Sterbz

"I didn't do shit with your zero bar! I'm making lazagna!" - Mikey
"One does not simply quote into Mordor! ... No one ever says anything..." - Sterbz

"One does not simply walk into my corridor! You need the password. It's Mordor." - Sterbz

"It appears that my eyes were bigger than my MORDOR" - Mikey

"You know what assuming does, don't you? It makes an ass out of you in Mordor!" - Sterbz