"The contract states that however sexy I may be, I need to... wear their clothes." - Sam
"It's the iPod hipster; so unique I'm a triangle. Fuck all these circles and squares." - Mikey
"Heaven will be willed up by His glory, so..." -Testa
"Why not his bitch hand?' - Kimmie
"I suck at relationships. I'm a relational midget." - Kurre
"Anyone who drives faster than me is an asshole. Anyone who drives slower than me is a moron." - Kurre
"If Biggs didn't have an arm, he would be a ginger without an arm... Noo, don't laugh at that, it's sad!" - Kimmie
"God has SO MANY DAMN KIDS" - Kimmie
"Don't spackle your dry erase board, good point Jill." - Courtney
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