"Gabe is a monster. He is a freak. And could probably be put down." - Brett
"I HAVE WHALE POSTERS. THEY SUSTAIN ME." - Jessie
"Why are black people faster? Because they have to run from bigger animals?" - Roger
"I don't know whether to be happy for them or not because statistically they're doomed to fail." - Rachel
"What is that? Is that Jesus?" - Roger
"No, it's just some fucking Indian." - Brett
"Lamb. Symbolic for watermelon." - Laura
"My babies will be born with Spanish work books." - Laura
"Can I keep her?" - Courtney
"Who, Emily?" - Laura
"Yeah." - Courtney
"Aw, I guess so." - Laura
that last one--I laughed so loud your dad heard it in the kitchen over the running water.
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